DEATH THREATS?! HOLY SHIT! NOBODY TOLD ME SHE GOT FUCKING DEATH THREATS!! NO WONDER SHE DRAGS ME UP ON STAGE EVERY TIME SHE MAKES A SPEECH! I THOUGHT IT WAS SOME CHEAP POLITICAL STUNT TO BULLSHIT PEOPLE INTO THINKING WHAT A GREAT MOM SHE IS 'CAUSE SHE'S ALWAYS HUGGING THE RETARDED KID! NOW I SEE WHAT'S GOING ON! I'M A FUCKING HUMAN SHIELD! JESUS CHRIST, LIKE IT'S NOT BAD ENOUGH SHE USED MY GOOFY ASS LIKE A CAMPAIGN PROP. NOW I'VE GOT TO TAKE A BULLET FOR HER!? WHAT AM I, IN THE FUCKING SECRET SERVICE?! BULLSHIT! I CAN'T EVEN PASS THE HEIGHT REQUIREMENT, LET ALONE THE ENTRANCE EXAM! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW! NO WONDER THAT PUSSY HUSBAND ISN'T AROUND! I THOUGHT IT WAS 'CAUSE SHE GAVE HIM A FEW BUCKS AND SENT HIM OUT FOR ICE CREAM! TURNS OUT HE'S GETTING AWAY FROM THE CROSSFIRE! OR HE'S FUCKING GRETA VAN SUSTEREN! AND NO WONDER THE CHUBBY LITTLE DANCING QUEEN TOOK THE KID AND BUGGED OFF TO ARIZONA! NOW IT'S JUST ME AND THE SINGLE MOM IN TRAINING! I NEED HELP! THIS IS CHILD ABUSE! SOMEBODY CALL THE ACLU! I NEED A LAWYER UP HERE NOW TO GET MY ASS EMANCIPATED BEFORE SOME PSYCHO TAKES A SHOT AT HER AND THE CRAZY BITCH GETS ME KILLED! 'CAUSE NOW THAT'S WHAT SHE WANTS! SHE BLEW IT WITH THE CAMPAIGN! SHE BLEW IT WITH THE THE CROSSHAIRS! SHE BLEW IT WITH THE FACEBOOK BULLSHIT! SHE BLEW IT WITH HANNITY! EVEN HER REPUBLICAN PALS HAVE SWITCHED FROM TRASHING HER IN PRIVATE TO TRASHING HER IN PUBLIC! NOBODY LOVES HER! NOBODY WANTS HER! AND SHE KNOWS IT. SHE'S DOWN TO THAT SCHMUCK HANNITY, LOOPY GLENN BECK OR FATSO LIMBAUGH! SHE'S TWO SECONDS FROM GIVING OUT HAND JOBS JUST FOR A LITTLE AIR TIME! BUT THIS LOOPY BITCH THINKS THERE'S A GOD WHO WANTS HER TO BE PRESIDENT AND SHE WANTS POWER SO BAD SHE'S GONNA KEEP SHRIEKING ABOUT DEATH THREATS UNTIL SOME NEW LUNATIC TAKES HER SERIOUSLY AND MAKES IT A SELF-FULFILLING PROPHECY! AND I'M THE HUMAN TARGET! SOME ASSHOLE'S GONNA SMOKE ME AND MS. BLOOD LIBEL'S GONNA USE IT FOR THE POLITICAL SYMPATHY VOTE! OH, THE HUMANITY!! HEY, DERSHOWITZ, CALL ME!! HELP!!!!!!!!
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