Wednesday, November 12, 2008

A PLEA TO SARAH PALIN

SHUT THE FUCK UP, SARAH PALIN! SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU’RE NOT QUALIFIED TO RUN FOR THE PRESIDENCY. NOW. OR FOUR YEARS FROM NOW! YOU WERE A CAMPAIGN GIMMICK, THAT’S ALL! YOU KNOW NOTHING! YOU’RE NOT SMART. YOU WE’RE JUST JOHNNY MAC'S LADY MACBETH BUT THE PLAY'S OVER SO SHUT THE FUCK UP, NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR OPINIONS ON ANYTHING SO SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU ARE NOT WORTHY! YOU LOST THE ELECTION! SHUT THE FUCK UP! GO BACK TO ALASKA AND STAY THERE WITH YOUR IRRITATING FAMILY AND SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! THIS IS YOUR 2-MINUTE WARNING ON YOUR 15 MINUTES OF FAME! YOU’RE DONE! YOU’RE OVER! YOU BLEW THE ELECTION, THANK GOD! YOU’RE IRRELEVANT! SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! NO, REALLY! NOBODY GIVES A SHIT THAT YOU OFFERED YOUR SERVICE TO THE COUNTRY! WE DON’T WANT YOUR SERVICE! WE’VE HAD 8 YEARS OF STUPID AND SMUG AND IT’S NEARLY RUINED US! WE’RE LOSING ONE GRINNING MEGALOMANIAC, WE DON’T NEED ANOTHER! SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! GO FUCK A MOOSE! FIRE A RELATIVE! NOBODY CARES! JUST STAY AWAY FROM THE LOWER 48! WE’LL BE JUST FINE! YOU LOST! LEARN HOW TO BOW OUT GRACEFULLY AND SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! GOD DOESN’T WANT YOU TO RUN! HE SHUT THE DOOR IN YOUR FACE! TAKE THE FUCKING HINT AND SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU DON’T DESERVE TO BE GOVERNOR! IF MOOSE COULD VOTE IN ALASKA YOU’D BE GIVING HAND JOBS TO JOE SIXPACKS BEHIND THE LOCAL DINER! STAY HOME! PAL AROUND WITH TODD AND HIS SECESSIONST PALS! CALL PASTOR MUTHEE AND GET AN EXORCISM! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! GET OFF THE NATIONAL STAGE! TAKE THAT NASALLY FUCKING VOICE AND YOUR IDIOTIC OPINIONS ABOUT THE REAL AMERICA AND SHUT THE FUCK UP! WE’RE THE REAL AMERICA AND IF YOU REALLY WANT TO SERVE US YOU NEED TO DO NOTHING MORE THAN TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!! 


6 comments:

Anonymous said...

So I was sitting in Phoenix Sky Harbor airport today listening to SP babbling on CNN - and I had to turn my I-Pod up to full blast to drown her out. I love what you have to say here - you got a fan club? If NBC and CNN can't count - there are more than 65 million of us who want to hear nothing more from this "diva" "wack job." Can we vote to give Alaska to Russia? Please stupid FOX news don't give this loud mouth a forum - u already have enough hot air without adding this know nothing to the line-up!

Michael said...

All I can say is we do live in America and everyone is allowed to have an opinion. I respect your ability to post your opinion, but so does she. That's what makes America so great.

Joshua James said...

Every deserves an opinion. Not everyone deserves to be interviewed by CNN, nor does everyone deserve to run for VP or be Governor. Those positions in public should ideally be earned.

SP has gone way past her earn . . .

Michael said...

Earned is a very loose word. VP is a position of appointment, a running mate, a person in all reality that is never voted upon. I would vote for a president I believe in even if they had a goldfish as a running mate since the powers of the VP are extremely limited unless you have a 50/50 senate or a president that gives a lot of powers to their VP. I'm not trying to defend anyone's choice, but I am defending the right to choose. If Barack had picked Michael Jordan to be VP I think he still would have won. Barack was the ticket, the leader people voted for.

Anonymous said...

Michael makes an excellent point - let's put the blame for Palin's national "fame" where it belongs - it's John McCain's fault. Thanks for nothing Senator McCain! You opened Palin-dora's box and now there's no shutting it!

IBG said...

Of course she can have her opinion. And, yes, it is ultimately McCain's fault. He picked her. He promoted the lie that she was a great choice. But she also had a choice. At a point in time, he reached out to her and offered her the VP spot. She could have thought to herself: "A great opportunity, but maybe I'm not ready for this. Maybe I'm not informed enough on national and international issues. The media scrutiny will be intense and if I slip, it could harm the ticket." But she didn't. In her own words, she didn't flinch for a second. Instead, what she thought was: "I can fool them."

Whatever talents and skills she brought into play to climb to the governorship of Alaska, she figured she'd bring into play here. Then the lies began. The plane on Ebay. The Bridge to Nowhere. Then the cheap attacks on Obama's early days as a community organizer.

And when the media scrutiny began. She failed, abysmally. When Charlie Gibson asked her about the Bush Doctrine, she tried to shuck and jive her way through the question, which speaks volumes about the person. It said: "I will lie to hide my ignorance and hope to skate by." She failed with Gibson. And then who knew that Katie Couric would shuck her morning hostess persona and turn into a journalist by asking the dreaded follow-up question. She played a vital part in this media vetting process and should be given appropriate credit.

Furthermore, Sarah Palin was given the biggest roll-out on the national stage since New Coke. She was handed a platform to make her own. She could have dazzled the country with her command of the facts, her poise, her intelligence, and her common sense. She did none of those. Because she possessed none of these.

He chose an attractive cipher to rally the base because GOP theory up to now is that you need the base to win. But they forgot that the base is out of work. An unemployed Republican is just as pissed as an unemployed Democrat and McCain's flip-flopping during the early days of the economic crisis blew it for him.

Then it was all-Ayers, all the time. "Pallin' around with terrorists." Again, is this the level of public debate we should expect from a national office holder during a crucial election? This was childish nonsense, from an intellectual child way in over her head.

She was and is a fake. An ambitious, power-mad petty bureaucrat who thought she could grab for it all. And still does. If she can't grab Stevens' senate seat, she will soon evaporate from the national scene and return home to her kitchen to whip up a mess o' moose chili. Which is where she belongs.