He can power a light bulb by sticking it in his mouth, thus demonstrating his energy policy. Her husband's a fisherman; Jesus was a fisherman, so that's all they need to say about that. Luckily, when the phone rings at 3 am, she’ll be up breastfeeding so they won’t have to wake her to take the call. She doesn’t really know what the VP does, so she’ll be open to new ideas…other than evolution. And the bulk of her political experience has been governing salmon.
John McCain: a man with his finger on the corpse of America.