Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Pope-rah

This guy’s ambition is only matched by Sarah Palin’s delusion. Between her 2012 PAC and Blago’s TV blagorrhea, they’ve got a real Bonnie and Clyde media blitz going. But their combined hubris doesn’t even touch Warren’s. First he put the candidates through his Purpose Driven litmus test, then he played the inauguration, blond hair dye and all. Now he’s got a magazine. Grab a copy from your local newsstand for total life advice from America’s most well-fed holy man.

 

The Purpose Driven Cook Book! What Would Jesus Eat?

 

7 Purpose Driven Sex Tips: It’s Not Just For Fun Anymore. Call it The Calmer Sutra!

 

10 Purpose Driven Investments: Jesus Saves, and Invests for Long-Term Growth!

 

Purpose Driven Food Products: You love whole milk! How about Holy Milk! Not only Pasteurized. It’s Pastor-ized! Builds Strong Bones and Even Stronger Souls!

 

Purpose Driven Fast Food: Check out our Eternally Happy Meals!

 

8 Purpose Driven Relationship Hints! Jesus: He’s Always Into You!

 

Purpose Driven Retirement Planning: Is Your 401K Rapture-Ready?

 

The Purpose Driven Full Body Workout Machine: Not Just a Life-cycle, but an Afterlife Cycle!

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Friday, January 23, 2009

Jesus #12 by Clairol.


Did anyone notice that Rick Warren' hair was a bit more blond than usual? Compare the two pictures. This arrogant bastard dyed his hair for the inaugural. Didn't the Bible have a few things to say about vanity?
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Monday, January 19, 2009

JUST IN CASE OBAMA'S ELECTION FILLED YOU WITH TOO MUCH CONFIDENCE IN THE WISDOM AND TASTE OF THE AMERICAN PUBLIC.


"Paul Blart: Mall Cop" Wins With Shocking $34 Million

CHRISTY LEMIRE | January 18, 2009 02:39 PM EST | AP

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In this image released by Sony Pictures, Kevin James is shown in the comedy, "Paul Blart: Mall Cop." (AP Photo/Sony Pictures, Richard Cartwright)

LOS ANGELES — Kevin James bumbles and stumbles to take down the bad guys, but his "Paul Blart: Mall Cop" had no trouble nabbing the top spot at the box office this weekend.

The PG-rated comedy, starring James as a portly shopping center security guard who tries to foil a bank heist, made $33.8 million in its first three days and is expected to reach $40 million over the Martin Luther King Jr. holiday weekend.

That far surpasses expectations, said Rory Bruer, president of worldwide distribution for Sony, which released the movie.

"We had a lot of screenings as well as tracking that was good on it. We were hopeful we could do in the range of $25 million for four days and that would have been a terrific result for us. But now it looks like we're going to do $40 million for four days, and that is just, like, a 'wow' number," Bruer said Sunday. "It totally speaks to just how much audiences love Kevin James, No. 1, and how hard he worked to promote this film."

After proving his value as a sidekick to Will Smith in "Hitch" and Adam Sandler in "I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry," James shows here he can also be a reliable leading man, said Paul Dergarabedian, president of the box-office tracker Media by Numbers.

"In these tough, recession-laden times, you'd think people wouldn't want a movie that's based around a mall, but they totally do," Dergarabedian said. "Kevin James has that everyman quality. People relate to him."

Last week's No. 1 movie, "Gran Torino," dropped to second place but only by 25 percent. The Warner Bros. drama, directed by and starring Clint Eastwood as a bigot who becomes a reluctant neighborhood hero, made $22.2 million this weekend for a cumulative gross of $73.2 million.

Among other new releases, the Lionsgate horror flick "My Bloody Valentine 3-D" opened at the No. 3 spot with $21.9 million.

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Friday, January 16, 2009

Carlos Santana - Day of Celebration

A song for Inauguration Day. It was either this or Ding, Dong the Witch is Dead. 

For a day, why not go for actual joy as opposed to bitter cynicism.

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Monday, January 5, 2009

A CONTEST: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE ANN COULTER DIE?


Entries will be judged based on originality and imagination and not for gratuitous violence, alone. Have fun with it.

(Disclaimer: This is for entertainment purposes only and is not meant to suggest, promote, or imply that actual violence or bodily harm be committed upon the person of this vicious, nasty bitch.)
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Saturday, January 3, 2009

THE ONLY COMFORT IN THE FACT THAT IN 100 YEARS WE'LL ALL BE DEAD IS THAT ANN COULTER WILL BE, TOO.

Ann Coulter Slams Michelle Obama In New Book

Huffington Post   |  Katherine Thomson   |   January 3, 2009 09:03 AM

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More details of Ann Coulter's next book, Guilty: Liberal "Victims" and Their Assault on Americaare out revealing how Coulter slams Michelle Obama for her style while applauding that of Cindy McCain.

The Daily News reports:

Coulter wrote, "Her obvious imitation of Jackie O's style - the flipped-under hair, the sleeveless A-line dresses, the short strands of fake pearls - would have been laughable if done by anyone other than a media-designated saint."

Coulter said Cindy McCain, the wife of vanquished GOP nominee John McCain, "dressed well without freakishly imitating famous First Ladies in history."

Coulter facetiously and snidely refers to Michelle Obama as a "saint" and "Mother Teresa" and suggests that her public service career "advanced in lockstep with the political advancement of her husband."

A previous excerpt from November revealed that Coulter refers to President-Elect Obama as "B. Hussein Obama" and mocks the media's love affair for him.

The book goes on sale Tuesday January 6.

No word if her jaw is still wired shut.
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