Monday, January 5, 2009

A CONTEST: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE ANN COULTER DIE?


Entries will be judged based on originality and imagination and not for gratuitous violence, alone. Have fun with it.

(Disclaimer: This is for entertainment purposes only and is not meant to suggest, promote, or imply that actual violence or bodily harm be committed upon the person of this vicious, nasty bitch.)

6 comments:

Schottzie03 said...

Wow...a cunt punch from an angry dwarf sets the bar rather high.

How about asphyxiation incurred during a mutual hate fuck with Ted Kennedy?

She would also be a great candidate to be the 1st specific death related to global warming, as her bony ass frame withers and various plastics that make up her body melt away.

Or choking on Sean Hannity's stool.

And, please consider me in full agreement and covered by the contest disclaimer.

IBG said...

Excellent. We're off to a wonderful start. Please encourage friends and family to play along to win fabulous cash and prizes.

eviljwinter said...

Feeding her alive to Michael Moore. (Bonus: Mike chokes on her scrawney body trying to swallow her whole.)

Anonymous said...

Horse AIDS... contracted through sexual intercourse.

Anonymous said...

I'm down for Al Franken to fuck her skull and deliver a death blow of a money shot right into her brain effectively ending her life. For added pleasure/humiliation Franken can take a dump in her ocular cavity. That way her head with really be full of shit.

Fred Wickham said...

An A Coli infection.